se awkwardi tunne kun kävelet ja sit joku tuntematon sun vieressä kävelee täsmälleen samaa vauhtia samaan suuntaan

lisätä vauhtia

mut sit hengästyy ku kävelee aivan liian lujaa

se toinen pitää kampata

tai sit ite hidastaa ja kävelee sen toisen kannoilla kunnes sitä alkaa ahdistaa ja se joutuu itse kävelee nopeemmin




Not even lion

This is the best post I have seen all day

I was 1000% convinced this was gonna end in ebola



Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

mine would definitely be the baby goat stampede

game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!

me: k

me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]

me: okay im ready to save the world

game npc: please hurry hero!!

me: actually hold on

me: [changes outfit]

Senkin homeinen tiskirätti! Tottele minua! Katala härski maneetin maksa!

Nuuskamuikkunen (Muumipeikko ja pyrstötähti)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone



-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

oh christ